Thursday, 10 May 2012

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Monday, 09 April 2012

Saturday, 31 March 2012

Friday, 23 March 2012

  • How To Work A Job

    (1) If at such time as any or most, you could find yourself pondering the care of the baby or a food, you must first consider the advent of the job. With the occurrence of the job you can sacrifice useful chunks of life to gain money for an employment officer in charge, commonly known to as "Big Man Cheese."

    (2) First to work the job, you must contemplate the execution of a source for which your skills are boastful. This may be not unlimited to such job purchasing items as tilling the supermarket, eating a food, or forming a baby. Often, but not sometimes, persons wishing to compete for the job may seize various sections of a printed newspaper or informational location of the Internet Web.

    (3) When you wish to engage in competition about one of many forms of job, it is recommended to throw yourself into the location of employment or Internet Web and loudly proclaim "I AM TO WORK THE JOB!" This will make your intention known to the employment officer in charge, so he will not mistake you for a street mime or other known terrorist. The employment officer in charge may challenge you to complete a set of tasks involving paper and pens and not eating either.

    (4) Following successful uneating of the paper or pens, you will be commanded to honor interrogation opposing the employment officer in charge. According to local customs, the employment officer in charge must be referred at all times as MISTER Big Man Cheese, and all questions shall be answered a random selection of the following provocations: "I AM TO WORK THE JOB!" "ALL WHO RESIST SHALL TASTE MY WRATH!" and "TIIIIIIIIIINNNNN ROOF! RUSTED!"

    (5) Once you have defeated all opposing combatants to win the struggle for the job, you may find yourself automatically unhappy with the large chunks of soul seeping from the visages in your eyeballs. Do not despair, for you have thrown teeth and nails in battle for the job. It may take a man or person of great intestinal force to work the job, and such man or person is up to twenty-three percent highly more quantifiable to kiss a woman or socialize. Making the job engage most effectively will be definite to please the employment officer in charge, who may reward you with extended visits and unilateral compensation.

    (6) If you have considered kissing a woman, working the job is highly suggested to force the acceptance of your kiss and the offering of a date with which to form a baby. Without the reward of working the job the woman you kiss and her date may die out of the starvation and the baby you form may be malformed. Working the job is importamount to the eating of success.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Tuesday, 06 March 2012

Saturday, 03 March 2012

Saturday, 25 February 2012

  • Catching Fire/Mockingjay

    So, I finished Catching Fire and am now 100 or so pages into Mockingjay.

    I will say that after a bad start Catching Fire does redeem itself. I'm not sure why they had to have 175 pages of boring romantic angst before they got to the good stuff, but once the fighting starts again it does get pretty cool.

    Anyone else think that Danial Radcliffe would be really inspired casting for the science tribute? Don't know why, but that's who I pictured.

    The Young Adult Fiction aspect of these books are so strange. They censor out any hint of sex at all, but have no problem describing really weird graphic violence (the girl killing the dude by ripping his neck out with her teeth, for example.)

    I like the start of Mockingjay. Yes, it's her being all angsty again, but at least she's being angsty about things that move the story along and not about which boy to kiss.

    It's interesting that she's already noticing that the rebels are not really that different in terms of the desire to control people than the people in the capitol.

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Wednesday, 08 February 2012

  • Man vs Camera

    So, I've been pretty frustrated with the camera situation. Something is wrong with my charger for my Nikon D80, which is the camera I've used for the past several years to take all my "good" photos with. I talked it over with the Man and he agreed that investing in a professional camera was a good idea. I haven't really taken any "real" photos in the past couple of years because of many reasons; my mom's illness, my illness and so on. I finally feel I'm back in a creative frame of mind and ready to begin again. I did some research and decided I wanted to upgrade to a Nikon D7000. It's kinda in between the amateur/professional range. Unfortunately, the camera is unavailable EVERYWHERE. I suppose it's due to the tsunami and related issues in the area where they make these cameras and parts? I don't know. So, I'm not sure how to proceed from here. More research, I suppose.

    I like that my photos are still quite popular and in demand. I get requests on a regular basis from organizations looking to use them for educational purposes. I'd love to update my website with new photos, but I'm kinda at a stand still.

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Thursday, 26 January 2012

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

  • Traumatic Erectile Dysfunction/Impotence

    As in, caused by trauma (is traumatic for him regardless of cause).

    Setting: France, mid-19th century (literally a few years either side of 1850)

    Character: Is 46 by the time this actually comes out, has been definitively not been able to get an erection since at least the age of 43 but almost certainly earlier. Character has been in prison from the age of 27 to the age of 43, no hard labour but a certain amount of violence (basically other prisoners and sometimes the guards kicking the shit out of him for jollies) for the first 7 or 8 years before removed to quieter, more Count of Monte Cristo-like confinement. Other injuries with current visible effects include a broken leg that healed a bit oddly (limps, but bears weight just fine) and a broken hand. Character ended up in prison related to attempted revolutionary actions - it's Paris, there are barricades every few years through the 1830s. The leg, a head laceration, and a couple stab wounds were the results of that action, though they are obviously long-healed by the time this story takes place. His last erection was whilst in prison, either during a rape or while masturbating at some point later (the time of last erection may be determined in part by the cause of the impotence).

    Research question: Why can't he get it up? I can settle for psychological factors if necessary, but I'd prefer it be the result of physical trauma since there's been a certain amount of physical trauma in his history. The difficulty here is that there can be no obvious damage to the penis (uncircumcised) or testicles, as sometime after his release from prison, he went swimming with his brother (naked, obviously, at this period) and his brother noticed nothing. The brother has to be surprised when the character finally admits that he is incapable of defiling the housemaids.

    I'd also settle for something STD related, if it could have been picked up by the age of 23 (a few celibate years prior to being taken wounded off a barricade) or be the result of prison rape and have no effects for several years.

    Additionally, the character attended medical school for three of the four years it would have taken to receive a degree and served as an intern at a major hospital during the final year of his studies, but he never finished his degree, nor did he even come up with a subject for the require thesis. He may or may not be able to diagnose an injury or disease himself - either way is fine.

    Previous searches: Searching for "impotence" or "erectile dysfunction" and "trauma" give me a certain amount of crap (frequent low-level, repetitive trauma like from riding a bike may cause ED - not helpful to anyone) or want to point me towards serious nerve damage, which I can't have because he walks around just fine except for the limp. I've also been pointed to Peyronie's disease, which is also completely unhelpful. The man can't get it up at all - he'd fine painful erections a comfort, as it would mean he still has all the appropriate reactions to a beautiful woman.

    So, does he have an injury, VD, or a psychological problem? Preference is in that order.

    Thank you!